Accept No Substitutes


what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

Are you out of your mind?
No I’m inside a Dalek
Twelve’s dad jokes (via doctorwho)









do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all, those who actually think snape and lily would have been anything like a good couple


Leaked script summary from GOT s5

A scene takes place between Jaime and Cersei where they receive a box with a dead viper in it, a lion necklace in its jaw. Cersei tells Jaime that there are only two such necklaces in the world – the one she is wearing around her neck, and the one she has gifted to Myrcella. Jaime agrees that this is a threat by the Martells. Cersei is furious that their daughter is in danger.

(if this is real, then it makes no fucking sense because back in season 1 the show made a big fucking deal about joff giving a lion necklace “just like the queen wears” to sansa)





Give me a Westeros modern au directly related to canon

Where historians are still discussing Theon Greyjoy’s motives and they are confused for a while about those years when he disappeared until they found some texts from Stannis Baratheon

The Red Keep has been restored tons and tons of time, the iron throne is in a glass case next to all the crowns that have been preserved and there are cords everywhere to prevent people from damaging the throne room. Maegor’s holdfast has been really well preserved and you can still see the tapestries in the small council room, although they’ve faded. People can go up on the battlements and sometimes see reconstitutions of the Blackwater battle. Those who believe in the Sevens can still go pray in the Sept even if some parts have been damaged. 

People like to go to Winterfell to go skiing but they can also visit the Starks’ place, the Godswood is particularly appreciated.

Tywin Lannister is glorified in history books and Cersei is demonized as fuck 

people sneer at Joffrey’s statue when they visit the Red Keep

The armory room has a glass wall with the Mountain’s armor and it fucking terrifies everyone and there’s Oberyn’s next to it with his spear 

Young girls get all passionate about history in Dorne and dress up as Sand Snakes or as Arianne 

There are gardening shops whose names are puns related to the Tyrells

Robb Stark is a hero and people scream about the Red Wedding in history classes

TV channels make shitty historically unaccurate shows oh wait

Once in a while some bloke shows up claiming he’s the King because he’s got 1/100000000000000 of Targ blood

Also there are still dragons and magic bc urban fantasy

I bet little girls would like her and there would be tales about her and a few historians would get really invested in her story 

A bunch of people who are working on the Night’s Watch records are annoyed because they’re not well kept.

this is absolutely beautiful oh my god


an infinite amount of multiverses and here i am in the one where starfleet is fictional


Literally me


Literally me


If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

Headcanon: all those splinters of Groot are picked up by grateful citizens and planted. They grow into a forest of Groot.